piles and more.

i'm updating just because i'm tired of seeing the same post lol.

okay update number 1: i have piles.

i realise i bleed when i shit so i went to the doctor on wednesday and he promptly ordered me onto the medical bed, told me to lie on my side, pulled down my shorts and either stuck his hand or some equipment in me to examine it. whichever it was, it was BAD (i mean the feeling).

anyway he said i have piles and then he went on to do something else in my asshole which hurt and omfg it hurt like shit i tell you. then he sent me out of the room.

tmd i didn't even know he tied my piles until my father went to ask the counter girl what the doc did to me that made me hurt so much haha wth.

anyway, that's not the worst thing. a few hours later i had diarrhea and i wiped my butt and TADAH the rubber band thing he used to tie up my piles dropped out. yeah so i had to RE-TIE my piles and go through all the fucking painful stuff again.

doc kept claiming that he tied it tight and "it isn't supposed to come out at all!"
if you ask me, i swear he tied it loose so that it'll drop out SO THAT he can torture me again dammit. sadistic tendencies, my doc.

that's not even the end of the story yet. yesterday, i went out with est and yw and i got a tummy ache and went to mate with the toilet bowl and after that, my butt didn't feel uncomfortable anymore.

um, which means that ithinktherubberbanddroppedoutagainbecauseit'ssupposedtobeuncomfortablestill.

omt i don't even want to think about it.

tying once is alright.
tying twice is oooookay.
tying it the third time? i'd rather bleed to death.

enough about piles! i went to jay chou's concert and haha i'm in love with him i tell you when he came out he looked like mike he and i don't know why but he was actually cooler than mike he omg his voice is great his stage presence is superb and he's super lame lol. which makes him all the more cooler because oh wow he even played the guzheng and um, did the piano duet in Secret(that movie of his) and omgomgomgomgomg what else? id on't know i forgot but everything he did was swoon worthy lol.

i'm officially in love.

nic says i sound like a bimbo dammit i wheregot sound like bimbo when i talk wheregotwheregotwheregot other than when i'm swooning over mike he/ jiro/jay(oo my newfound love) but i don't really swoon much to other people except on my blog what so why the hell do i sound bimbo. you porkypig you owe me your life lor. shall psycho *ahem* to see the bad side of you lol.

i'm currently feeling pretty blessed to have friends who sat me through an 8 hour photoshoot doing practically nothing and yesterday! they walked me through an 8 hour shopping session with only me doing the shopping teehee. but not my fault what is you all dowana buy one okay! haha. i love you all la. and est i got the jacket(i walked to marina square and got the guy to find out where's it in stock and he reserved it for me at the huge zara and i bought it lol. i feel strangely triumphant.)! teehee and i got the photoshoot pictures today! but it's in hard copy! they haven't mailed me the soft copy ones yet so i can't send it to you all to see. haha maybe i'll bring it along the next time we meet and the both of you can see the result of your 8hour ordeal LOL! it's not bad. alot better than your cam pics hahaha. and omg the pregnant woman gave birth already you know!

i want to upload the photos of jay chou but i'm too lazy.

omg remind me to blog about the super horrid thing i did on wednesday. i didn't do it on purpose I SWEAR!

byebye time to bathe toodleloo.