Saturday, November 17, 2007

princess jasmine.




i'm not kidding when i say i'm being treated like a princess at home.

mummy knows i like hi-chew and she buys two sticks of hi-chew for me.

mummy knows i like taokaenoi tum yum goong flavour and she buys one big pack for me.

mummy knows i like the plain flavoured yakult and one day, two PACKS of that appear in her hands for me. (which also means 10 bottles of plain flavoured yakult :D:D:D:D:D )

mummy knows i like herbal chicken and she keeps making that.

mummy knows i like black chicken soup and she makes that too!

mummy knows i like studying on her work table in her room so she goes to my da jie's room to use the table there and gives that up to me!!!!!

papa knows i like marigold milk and buys that for me!

mummy knows i like the vegetable juice and buys that for me!

papa knows i like the marigold vanilla ice cream with choc chip and ta dah it appears in the freezer! if you remember, i once ate half a tub of that hehe.

papa knows i like the red coloured sugary cuttlefish and woah he bought 200grams of that :D:D:D!

papa waits for me indefinitely just to fetch me here and there.

papa buys ham for me. although i do have to stuff it down my throat coz it expires within 3 days, unlike the ham in uk which seem to be good for two WEEKS.

can i even mention about the time where papa was sending me to the hostel and he took along the fan choy soaked in hot water in a POT and put it in the boot of his car and drove to the hostel so that it'll remain hot just because i once said that if you microwave fan choy, it becomes super hard and almost unedible. (omg can you believe a future english teacher typed that!?) inedible.

everybody say WOAAAAH!

all i'm lacking now is a princess costume, a throne and a crown/tiara. teehee.


i admit i'm being spoilt like a rotten tomato.

:D

but i'm also a very good sister because i bought baby sister an ae jacket so OMG I AM OFFICIALLY BROKE.

and my state of bankruptcy will last for an indefinite amount of time because of jay chou, the two jackets, AND THE HOSTEL FEES, plus i guess i should chip in some money for the taiwan trip.

that all adds up to um, 341+500+100+500= i don't want to calculate.
don't you dare to calculate for me either.

ohhhhh.

MY GOD!

whoever saw a broke princess?
pui.


from this:










to this:


ssssiiiiiiiaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn.

11 comments:

~*esther*~ said...

firstly, i dun need a calculator!
its $1441! no wonder u say u broke.. siao! poor teacher.. well now u noe money hard to earn ah.. secondly, i cant see the from this to THIS the 2nd This picture.. must be sth funni hahaha.. n my dear princess.. u dunno how lucki u are.. not tt i;m not a princess at home but still! look at wad they do for u! :) aww!

Jasmine said...

WHY CAN'T YOU SEE IT?!
I DEMAND YOU RELOAD 1000 TIMES TILL YOU SEE IT!


OR I'LL SEND IT TO YOU.

oh fuck i didn't realise it was THAT much till you calculated zomg i'm dead.

that's a whole month's pay! cpf included oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Anonymous said...

AWWWWW SO SWEET!
what jacket!? two jackets which cost $500 each?!
SIAO AH
my winter jacket from zara also not so ex.
anyway, haha we're all so pampered. i feel so bad.
I LOVE MY PARENTS TOO! :D

~*esther*~ said...

i saw it already hahahaha u go away la u are far from tt considering how much ham u eat ahahahaha my mom will buy purple yakult for him n plain for me ok tts random but oh well we should create the princess club omg so lame u got read the newspapers the princess thingy for kids to turn into a princess for a day thing hahaha ok i'm stopping bye. haha.

jasmine said...

no la 500 is for hostel fees and the other 500 is the one i want to pay for the taiwan trip. 2 jackets which cost 100 ALTOGETHER larrr.

e m i l y said...

i just got your 2 days on sat.damn heavy~2kg.i am so going to ship them back unless you lay down good terms and conditions with me like.. hahahaha..

e m i l y said...

2 BAGS i mean.

jasmine said...

LIKE WHAT!? noooooooo it is NOT HEAVY. wheregot 2kg so heavy you're lying that's even heavier than my laptop!

okay i let you use my choc mask ONCE.
i'll even peel it for you! :D:D:D:D

e m i l y said...

nooo..you get me a bottle too then. it's darn heavy with other the metal rings & clasps etc.

jasmine said...

crazy they're not spreeing for it now! and even if they are, these sprees take months very scary.

Anonymous said...

i want chocolate mask also. ==]]]