because you haven't seen me in a long time.

and you look at this picture and you think he's a normal kid oh sorry he's an adult coz he's 21 already sai la. what adult? huh? more like kid lor.

but behind the scenes..

look at this big fat ass.

fat ass: "OOOO ba kwa! ooooooooooooo.OOOOOO.!!"
i mean, just look at the greedy look on his face.
!

fat ass: "teehee no one's looking let's try this bakwa oooooooooooooo!" dip my dirty paws into the WOOHOO bag of bakwa!
YOU LOOK AT THAT GRIN YOU TELL ME PIG OR NOT!

fatass: Oh shit! i got caught!

fatass: HUR so what! i'm a fatass who eats and eats and eats but never gets fat leh neh ni neh ni poo poo!.

kwakwakwa.

HELLO PEOPLE i went and spree-ed for the chocoable mask haha its WOOHOO! quite good but a little painful coz i didn't know it was an EPI PACK (which means that it plucks off hair la , you know the very fine hair on your face) omg pain please! but WOAH when i peeled the mask off, i could actually see the whiteheads stuck on the mask lol!

tahdah!

and guess who else did it with me?

HAHAHA. sorry it's so small i actually took 3 very nice pictures of him with the mask one BUT he deleted it and happily thought that "haha that's the end of my gayness nobody will ever know i'm gay!"

but well, being the smart girlfriend i am, i used his phone to take pictures of him and sent it to my com AND my phone ALREADY.

KWAKWAKWAKWAKWA. beaten hands down. HAHAHAHAHA!

and presenting the very nice sunset at sentosa which was taken like um, last year i think haha.

boast time: I TOOK THIS PHOTO. WITH MY CAMERA! teehee.
actually i just put this pic up to calm you guys after the horror of the mask hahahaha.

and oh ya, just to remind you guys....

i'm watching you.
teehee.