OH. my goodness gracious.

these days my life consists of school and making new friends haha.
andomfg the things you find out when you talk to people!

chatting chatting with a girl and i found out hey she's eric's classmate!

chatting chatting with another girl and found out "OMG I ACTUALLY HAVE AN EX-BOYFRIEND THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT!"

not joking. hahahahhaa.
i practically keeled over and died on the spot when i was told about my supposed ex-boyfriend.

what a horrible girlfriend i must have been then, to not have even KNOWN about me having a boyfriend at that period of time.

buahahahhahaha.
what a joke.

omg i am so traumatised i tell you!

trauma trauma come to mama omgomg hahahahahhahahahahahahahha.

ooookay.

on another note, i'm sick.

sometimes i think my body's so ridden with problems i might as well change a new one. you know, eczema, holes in my eyes, dry eyes, conjunctivitis, cysts, droopy eyes, ear infection, asthma, bed bug bites and two newly added on illnesses which are!!

IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)
and PILES!
whee-oo.

yeah i mean, i've been guessing about the IBS thing for awhile now but i just refused to believe it but oh well. nothing serious i guess. as long as i don't shit my intestines out i'm fine! haha. oh blah.

and piles. woah my goodness you wouldn't believe the amount of blood i bled that day the whole toilet bowl was half filled with bright red blood i thought i was having my period all over again [period just ended a week ago].
and i had another bleeding going on yesterday when i was on the toiletbowl so i looked at the first few drops of blood and got scared and didn't dare to shit anymore.

so basically it was a process of shit->peer down and look into the toilet bowl after one piece of shit->omg blood!->terrified->shit goes back into ass->okay i'm done.

whahahahaha.

soooooo i'm going for a blood test and urine test early in the morning 9.30am tomorrow BECAUSE the doc suspects i have thyroid![another nonsensical thing to add on to my hot-bod]
that's not so bad, except for the fact that i have to FAST!
if you know me, i'm ALWAYS eating.
so how do you expect me to fast! ohhhh mannnnnnnn.

anyway, for my piles, i have to insert some pill-like thing up into my asshole!
and sai la it looks damn big!

hey but what's so bad about thyroid?!
i'm reading about it online now and if i do have thyroid, then the type of thyroid i'll be having is hyperthyroid!
it really isn't bad at all i think coz having hyperthyroid keeps you THIN.
hahahahaha.

background info about thyroid: it's a butterfly-shaped gland at the front of your neck that controls hormones and stuff and controld your metabolism. hyperthyroid means an excessive production of stuff and makes you very very skinny.

okay what. doesn't sound bad.
right? teehee.

of course hyperthyroid doesn't only make you thin, it also makes you easily irritable, which i guess i am.

and you go into depression.

which.. i'm not sure about that.

k bye!

TO SIX OF YOU(including pad): BBQ AT MY PLACE SUNDAY NIGHT HAHA.
**anyone else who knows erica and cui can crash the bbq too because this is a farewell for them!
oh but please tell me first so that i can prepare more food and stuff. :]

:(