Am I the only one who doesn't like the new Straits Times layout or what?
The world is a strange place. You know it's getting all twisted when you have to sign treaty after treaty, pact after pact, papers after papers just to agree on a simple thing and keep to your word blah blah la dee dum.
To get married, sign here.
To get divorced, sign here.
Free trade? sign here.
Sell fish to me okay? sign here.
Create more jobs okay? sign here.
Keep CO2 emission down? sign here.
No more wars? sign here.
Throw shoes at Bush? sign here!
Can't people trust anybody to keep a promise anymore without having to sign here?
You would think that trust is important in any venture.
The world is a strange place. You know it's getting all twisted when you have to sign treaty after treaty, pact after pact, papers after papers just to agree on a simple thing and keep to your word blah blah la dee dum.
To get married, sign here.
To get divorced, sign here.
Free trade? sign here.
Sell fish to me okay? sign here.
Create more jobs okay? sign here.
Keep CO2 emission down? sign here.
No more wars? sign here.
Throw shoes at Bush? sign here!
Can't people trust anybody to keep a promise anymore without having to sign here?
You would think that trust is important in any venture.
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