Sunday, November 9, 2008

Gawd I wanna be a gummy bear.

You know you really have to quit being a human and morph yourself into a gummy bear IMMEDIATELY when you glimpse the life of gummy bears.

Girl meets boy. Kiss kiss date date.




One day later, have sex all day along.




Have even more sex all night long with thousand and one new positions (what? gummy bear cannot bored of same position one meh). PLUS ORGY even.



Behead partner who's bad at sex.
and begin boy meets girl process all over again.


HAHAHAHAHAHA I SUDDENLY THOUGHT OF GUMMY BEAR PENIS LOL.
never ever get hard.
no wonder bad at sex.

k I dowana be a gummy bear already.

HAHAHAHHA OOPS.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg! soft penis forever! bad sex. bad sex.

Anonymous said...

you got the pictures from steph ar, hahah,she sent me something gummy bear yday, but i no time to unzip. i kept sleeping

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA! what a pointless entry! lol but amusing really. hahaha

Anonymous said...

soft penis? no worries! just use a HARD condom!!! problem solved!

Anonymous said...

Actually, everything depends on the quality of the gummy bear

Anonymous said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWW! you people are soooooooooooo dirty minded! what is condom by the way? i'm a BIMBO!!! :D

steph said...

haha ya la i sent her one.. damn i wanted to blog abt the gummy bears de she beat me to it!!

Jasmine said...

haha ya la i received from her one.. damn i have blogged abt the gummy bears le i beat her to it!!

Anonymous said...

...wtf the 2nd eric is not me. cb...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous lu said...

Actually, everything depends on the quality of the gummy bear

got people use my identityyyy!
that lu is not meeeee

Jasmine said...

yala i know la the second jasmine ALSO NOT ME it's the neh neh boyfriend of mine lol.

steph said...

jas.. i din know u do gummy bears one lo... tsk tsk... so despo..

omg.. to think i bought u so many packs of gummy bears and thats wat u did with them!?!?!

Anonymous said...

playing with food tsk tsk
unforgivable sin no.1