Monday, September 29, 2008

If I owned the world..

Well if I owned the world, I would install signs like these all over the place just because the world needs more of these.




I need more of these.

You know, these days I don't really feel like communicating with anybody much less telling anyone about my day so I'd appreciate it if you would just leave me be and it's really not about how much I like you. I just don't feel like opening my mouth to talk.

Talking is such hard work and communicating is even harder.

Something that's going through my brain these days are that if you're rich and wealthy and famous you could use a kick in the balls / kick in the breasts.

-Girls are not for groping.

-Being caucasian doesn't make you an instant hottie. Nor does it make you superior.

-How can there be such AIRHEADS who don't even know what the hell is NTU/NUS?! and you're in mdis?! hello what hole are you living in. sweet sixteen my foot more like AIRHEAD sixteen.

-Fuck you big boobs you're a total asshole. You make us stand hours and hours on heels, smile smile smile make us talk non-stop act like you're the nicest person on earth but WTH we can't even take a simple 5 minutes break to drink some water because what? THE (F1) DRIVERS AREN'T HERE YET.
Fuck you. I don't give a flying fuck about the drivers I don't even care if they're billionaires or if it's Donald Trump or big fucks like that. I JUST NEED A BIT OF WATER WOULD YOUR STUPID BOOBS GROW SMALLER IF YOU GAVE US SOME WATER?

Glad your party was such a screw up I hope you sprained your ankle while dancing or something PUI.

A/mb\er L/o/unge is a shit hole to work for.

I guess I've worked for a few caucasian bosses here and there and I really think they're the worst. The Japanese are the best. Seriously.

In any job, welfare is really important coz it makes you feel appreciated and you feel like a human instead of a man-machine. And it also makes you want to work harder for your boss. really.



3 comments:

~*esther*~ said...

omg u mean she didnt noe wad ntu/nus is?! serious?! u write mdis ppl think its ME lo lol i'm way better than an airhead right ahahaha.. ok i better stop communicating with u lol..

jasmine said...

She is seriously airhead I don't kow how she survive man haha can't stand itttttttttttttt!

Anonymous said...

AIRHEAD SHOULD DIE,
but burnt-cheeks is worst,

hey slacker twin, my feet is still hurting. and today is the end of OUR BREAK and i just realised my maths friends did mention abt a test after raya. omg, sorry i dint recall.