'cher perks and 'cher downs.

i'm sorry but i think the nie portal, old and new, is really stupid.

the old one is ancient and horrible and antique and it's a total turn-off.
then they revamp the portal and the new one has words so small i need 3000 degree glasses to see.

woah i just realised that 'chers like me have some sort of an EOY bonus lol scare me i thought they bank in wrongly or something.
that's the upside.

and the downside:
can you believe that cpf alone ate up 619 bucks this month.(normally it eats up 300 odd.)
GOODNESS ME.

that's alot of money gone into some fund which i can't see, can't touch and can't be bothered with..
yet.
bah.


this is for you if you have too much money and have never worked before and don't understand what i'm writing about next.

and why must we be forced to donate one buck to cdac?
what has it ever done for me?
WHAT?
dammit WHY MUST WE DONATE TO CDAC?

just because i'm chinese?

oh apparently we can opt out of this monthly contribution thing BUT.
the form needs to be signed by the employee and the employer.

ha the employer.

so you mean i'm supposed to get the director of the 'cher organisation to sign on my opt out form la?!

dammit i'm sure he'll sign my form and bet you one million that the next thing he'll sign is my letter of termination because 'chers are supposed to be kind-hearted and good and represent all things good pui.

why must your employer sign anyway?
urgh oh i think cdac wants to make known to your employer that you're an unfeeling selfish little employee who can't be bothered to give 50cents/one dollar to the great cdac who helps dunno who and dunno what.

make you feel SO embarassed that you won't want to opt out anymore.

PUI.
the cunning ways of ggggggahmental organisations.

blah i'm guessing the reason why they have so much clout to force us to donate is because their patron saint is the son of the great m&m.
go figure.


hrmph i'm feeling so disgruntled over this donate-or-be-tagged-with-the-selfish-label thing.

PUI LA PUIPUIPUIPUIPUI.